Prisoner wins boxing title, early release

Thai prisoner wins women’s world title at Bangkok Hilton

Tue Apr 3, 9:37 AM

By Martin Petty

BANGKOK (Reuters) - Thai inmate Samson Sor Siriporn boosted her chances of freedom by beating Japan’s Ayaka Miyano to win the vacant women’s WBC light-flyweight title at the notorious “Bangkok Hilton” prison on Tuesday.

Under the gaze of dozens of prison guards, Siriporn, a convicted drugs dealer, battled through the unforgiving Thai heat to score a unanimous points victory and kick-start parole proceedings for her early release.

“I’ve been in jail for a long time now, I hope this will see me released early,” said Siriporn, flanked by mean-looking guards and surrounded by photographers.

“When I’m free I’ll carry on fighting. I want to fight all over the world.”

Fighting in a makeshift ring in the grounds of the infamous Klong Prem prison with the Thai crowd chanting “fight, fight,” Siriporn was on the attack from the start and repeatedly forced Miyano on to the ropes with a barrage of punches.

The intense afternoon heat took its toll on Miyano, who twice fell to the canvas as a result of Siriporn’s relentless attacks, which drew rapturous applause from the few thousand prison staff, factory workers and taxi drivers who flocked to see her fight for freedom.

TRANSVESTITES PARADE

Siriporn’s sparring partners also watched the fight, while glamorous transvestites in high heels and skimpy outfits were allowed out of their cells to parade around the ring with placards at the beginning of each round.

Siriporn fended off a brief fightback in the penultimate round to outpoint her opponent 97-93, 98-92, 100-91 and become the first prisoner to win a world boxing title.

“I’m so happy with the way I performed today,” she said. “I’m very proud.”

Siriporn, 24, was jailed seven years ago for selling “ya ba” methamphetamine pills and took up boxing to pass the time and to protect herself from violent inmates.

Thai corrections department chief Natti Jitsawang said Siriporn’s criminal days were over and her victory would likely see her freed three years early.

“We will start the process for her parole immediately,” Natti told reporters just moments after the fight.

“I think it’s very likely she will be released as a result of this victory, maybe in a couple of months. We gave her a chance to show us her talent, and she has done that.

He added: “She is a changed woman, and now she has the chance to be free and fight around the world.”

So… in Thailand you can go to prison for being a degenerate but get released early if you the beat up people well enough. Oh! And let’s not forget the parade of transvestites.

What a wonderful rehabilitation system.

“And I think to myself, what a wonderful worlllllllllllllllllld”

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Star Wars Mailboxes and Garbage Cans and Stamps and…

Lots of stuff related to the Star Wars 30th anniversary lately.

First R2D2 mailboxes:

Details here.

Then we have the U.S. post office issuing Star Wars stamps:

You can go vote on which stamp you want to be made here.

And now, on sale in Japan, a $140 R2D2 trashcan (although I really doubt this is officially licensed).

Product page here (in Japanese).
I think $140 is a bit much for a plastic trash pail, so am I weird for still wanting one? Though it does come with the above pictured pez dispenser keychains if you “ORDER NOW!!!11oneoneleventyone!!” .

Why I hate the original Star Trek

Here’s a reason why I hate the original Star Trek series.

A video of what is possibly the worst fight scene ever from the TOS Arena episode. Shatner is hammy, hammy, hack, the not-so-special effects and costumes are terrible, and it just makes no damn sense.

Also, why the hell does Spock repeat everything?

George Lucas Lord of the Rings

What if George Lucas made the LotR movies?

Very funny, and dead on parody animation. Mind you, I’m not the biggest fan of the Peter Jackson movies either, but I really think Lucas has either lost his mind or just doesn’t give a shit anymore.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh god, so tired of technical manuals… so very, very tired of documents about hydraulic turbines…

On top of STILL being buried in work, it seems that either I am also losing my mind or the outside world has gone mad(der?).

As I have been sitting here working on this goddamned tripe lovely bill paying work today all kinds of weird things have been happening outside, which I have only glimpsed through the doorphone camera since I haven’t set so much as a pinky toe outside of the apartment in 4 days.

  1. the kids at the Junior high school across the street spontaneously all started singing at the top of their lungs, something that has never happened before in 4 years of living here.
  2. Ambulances and police cars have been flying past with their sirens blazing all day
  3. A group of 6-10 teens to earlier 20 something boys gathered out front of my apartment, all riding bicycles, and all wearing the exact same type of light tan hooded sweatshirt. Just parked their bikes in the street, carried on a loud conversation amongst themselves and constantly using cell phone, then moved on. Somewhat disturbing, and requiring me to peek out the door phone at them because being across the street from a Jr. High and having neighbors with punk ass kids, we often get the little bastards vandalizing/stealing from/generally fucking with our home.
  4. Someone wandered seemingly pointlessly around my apartment for about 15 minutes shouting out something in a language neither I or my wife could recognize, and although it sounded like they were talking to someone, they were alone.
  5. And then, just to top everything all off, not 5 minutes ago someone strolled by my apartment while playing a flute like some weird modern day Pan. Maybe it was the pied piper trying to get the rats out of my ceiling?
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